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Post by MORI on Mar 16, 2011 1:45:21 GMT -5
THROWN INTO YOUR PALE GRAY GARDEN?( If she's going under I can hold my breath till the sky comes back)
The sun had risen and there was another day to start. He had duties to the forest and such. Mori didn't mind going through the list everyday, when he knew the animals appreciated his work. They thanked him in many ways. But, right now, they were getting a little too personal.
"I'm a god, Bobo. I don't care about bugs in my hair." He offered a monkey who was on his back going through his hair for bugs. His eyes were lowered behind his dark glasses and his mouth took the form of a frown. Some incessant ritual for monkeys. They took care of people they loved but, it was somewhat uncomfortable.
"Alright!" He stood up naked in the hot springs with the corners of his mouth curled under deeply. "I'm clean." He told the monkey as it hopped off him and onto a rock. "You'd think I was a kid, the way you all take care of me." He huffed as he climbed out of the water and grabbed a towel from a tree branch that was nearby.
Mori liked to do things himself. He'd never been a pampered person and it wouldn't start now. It just made him soft. He would be like Harou, the god of the south, lounging all day as people made offerings to him. Mori also wouldn't have any part of the royalty. Poofing things for themselves all day long. So self-centered, he couldn't stand it.
"You all know what we have to do today." Mori said as he finished putting on his clothes. "We've got to check the perimeter." He told the beasts as he pulled on his tie and straightened it. "If you find any humans, bring them to me." Mori said with a wry smile as he half-turned to the animals. "Rabbits and birds, don't forget to put on the Snow White friendly act to bring them here." He pointed at the smaller creatures.
"Big eyes and cute, so they follow you." He grinned. "Then I'll take it from there."
words ! 334 tagged ! anybody, totally open lyrics ! mgmt notes ! plotting to... I dunno.
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Post by RIKA AMEMIYA on Mar 17, 2011 1:55:37 GMT -5
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Making gurgling noises with half of her face under water, Rika's eyes slid over to the middle-aged woman at the other side of the onsen when her name was suddenly called upon. The "twenty year old" blinked and raised an eyebrow, "Wha-" she gurgled but instantly spat out the water that'd gotten into her mouth. "Eh! Cough! Ugh! Wow!" she coughed loudly before wiping her mouth with the back of her arm.
"Ri-Rika-san! Are you alright?" asked one of the witches from the cult while Rika - with half-lidded eyes - slowly relaxed her shoulders again.
"Hurr..." her head tilted slightly, the young woman slid back to her original spot, letting her arms float a bit as she leaned against the rock behind her. Her cheeks were red from the heat as she grinned, "Heh? Why shouldn't I be? Breakfast and then onsen and then more breakfast... Who doesn't wanna live like this everyday? I would." she said almost dreamily then in an almost lethargic manner, she blinked to whomever wanted her attention earlier. "Ah. Yeah. Wha'ja want?"
"It's time for us to go," the woman said with a slight frown as she moved slowly towards Rika, "We still have a full day ahead of us."
"What's that?" the "twenty year old" asked, turning back to the front and sinking lower in the onsen water once more, "Keh heh. Just why would I wanna do that? There's idiots out there, y'know?" she gurgled and shrugged underneath the water, "Not like I get to do this everyday, right? Think of all the things I gotta do as your leader. Always a lack of sleep and lack of food and all. Man, I feel sorry for myself. Can't I just stay here and relax for once?"
"Rika-san-" "Ooh~ No, wait, lemme show you guys something." Rika grinned suddenly and dived under the water. She opened her eyes and felt a tad of stinging, wanting desperately to laugh when she saw the naked women's bodies squirming in alarm. She swam past a couple bodies easily but when she noticed someone blocking her, she reached out to jab her sides. The figure flinched and instantly bubbles began to escape from Rika's mouth.
She emerged from the water quickly and laughed loudly in a rather obnoxious manner while gasping for air. "Did'ja see that? Did'ja see how deep I was? But okay! Who was it? Who did I just molest?" One girl raised her hand and Rika grinned at her, "Oho! So it was Naomi huh! Gonna give up yourself to me soon, then?"
"Rika-san!"
"Keh heh. Right. Right. No teasing. Girls don't like that, righ-... Oh em gee, is it that time of the month already?!" Rika shouted suddenly with wide eyes and some of the girls instantly moved backward.
"Rika-san, is it... Is your... Uhm..."
"A monkey."
"... Eh?"
"Behind you! Careful or he's gonna grope you and you're gonna end up with furry babies that eat fleas!" Rika warned out loud as more monkeys made their presence known. Rather than taking on a concerned look however, the "twenty year old" was now grinning from ear to ear as she quickly stood up from the onsen pool. "Oho! I think they're here to take us to the king!" she said happily and almost childishly despite being completely naked, then climbed out of the onsen pool and took off the towel from her head and began to dry herself with it.
"That's why I said we should've left, Rika-san! This always happens whenever you don't listen to me!" the middle-aged witch complained amidst the chaos while everyone else scattered about, either drying themselves or trying to find their clothes.
"Huh? But why? There's nothing to start off a day with some running and mouthing off that creep that likes to eat my chimney! Besides, how many times has this happened now? You know it's gonna come sooner or later anyway," Rika grinned as she pulled her single, damp braid out of her clothing, "... That's what she said!" she added cheerfully then bent down to pick up her rifle.
"Maro? Maro-chan! Where are ya, boy?" Rika called out, looking about a bit for her squirrel before tapping a monkey on the head with her gun, using it like a stick rather than a firearm. "Guys, you can't try to torture us every two days, 'kay?" Rika said with a blink as two more monkeys approached her, "I mean, doesn't it annoy you? And why do you listen to that guy, anyway? What does he even give you, huh? Keh heh. I bet he gathers the fleas from his head then strings them up like barbecue for you weirdos." she said as the two monkeys began to prod at her legs. "Want us to follow you, huh. Ehh, alright, we'll play along if ya want."
This sort of thing happened way too often - to her anyway, since this was where she lived. But it's not like it really annoyed Rika or anything. That guy was pretty stupid and funny even if he liked to eat her house. And nevermind that he was a... Well, what was he anyway? A mutant? Yeah, he was a mutant. Most definitely, since everyone knew that paranormal beings were simply nonexistent.
"Rika-... Rika-san!" several witches called out but as always, the "twenty year old" strapped her rifle over her shoulder and then stuck her hands in the pocket at her abdomen area.
"Don't fight them or anything, guys! Not the first time this has happened to you either, right? Just come along and we can all go mess with that homewrecker together." Rika said, but she blinked when she felt Maro suddenly landing on her head - at last. "Owww." Rika whined sarcastically, "You're hurting me. Be gentle, 'kay?" she grinned for a moment, looking down to the monkeys, "Now, lemme guess. Is he hiding behind a tree, or is he-" she blinked, sliding her hands out of her pockets and resting them on the back of her head, "Oooh, I know, I know! He's totally chickening out, isn't he?"
Laughing a bit, Rika glanced up to the sky, looking almost smug, "Ha ha, chicken. Get it? He has one too between his legs. But, heh, I'm tellin' ya, he's most likely lurking around somewhere, ready to smack me with a tree 'cause I'm making fun of him. Ehh, that's lame." her hands dropped from her head and formed a circle around her mouth, "Yo! Oiii! Homewrecker! You know, it doesn't make much sense for you to uproot trees and hit someone with them when you're such a hippie, ehh?"
WORDS 1112. ★ TAGS MORI THE NATURE BAMF. ★ NOTES 8| I'M KINDA GUESSING THAT RIKA'D BE USED TO THE WAY MORI LURES HUMANS TO HIM BY NOW, SO... HEH. IF I'M GOD MODDING, FEEL FREE TO PUNCH ME. ★ CREDITS TEMPLATE BY RIMY OF OTE. ★
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Post by MORI on Mar 18, 2011 18:29:01 GMT -5
THROWN INTO YOUR PALE GRAY GARDEN?( If she's going under I can hold my breath till the sky comes back)
Mori's right ear perked, and his head turned as he heard monkey language being spouted. And then, the blonde noticed sounds that made his muscles contract. He stood, leering at the direction where the vocalizations were coming from. On the move and towards him, he deduced. The blonde's head tilted downward for a moment and he pushed a thicket aside with his hands.
"Nobody likes chicken jokes." He retorted with an expression that was unenthusiastic, to say the least, to see the witch cult. His head was the only thing visible as it poked out of a bush nearby to the witches. "I've told you witches to stay out of here before, haven't I?" The God of the earth spoke softly. His monkey friends toddled toward where he was and disappeared into the bush. "You scare the wildlife with all your cackling and science." He spoke again and just as soft as before. His right hand raised slowly and straight from the bush and pushed up his sunglasses.
"So." He sighed slowly as if he were a cooking pot releasing steam. "Get them, Taro." He blinked and a large bear appeared behind him, looking fierce with glinting eyes that were directed at the women. Massive claws outstretched as the bear gave a walk towards the women as if it were Frankenstein's monster.
"Move a little faster, or they'll get away." Mori commanded but the bear turned around and looked at the god with a quizzical expression. The bear gave a few noises and Mori's eyebrow raised. "Nah. Just leave a few gashes." The blonde offered with voice no closer to anything that sounded sympathetic to the human women that he'd sent the bear after.
The bear, still appearing unsettled with his, continued to look at Mori and gave a few grunts back to the god. Mori's eyebrows lowered in unison as he frowned. "So, Big Taro ain't as tough as he says. Fine then." Mori crossed his arms over his chest as he stood up gallantly. "Then I'll take care of it." He grinned with the monkeys that had made their way over to him, hanging from his forearms. Mori moved and the monkeys let go, falling into the bush. The blonde's feet stomped down on the ground. He looked all too satisfied with the situation at hand. And speaking of his hand, it shot out to the right and grabbed hold of a sapling oak.
His sunglasses reflected a bit of sparkling light as he plucked the small tree up from the ground by the roots. His arm, still outstretched, hoisted the tree up higher. Nonchalantly, he turned looking the tree over, letting his hand graze the bark for imperfections. He looked content with a smile before his eyebrows furrowed together when his vision came back to the witches.
The sapling began to pat in his hand and he stared, quite possibly debating the obvious. From which side to attack and who was going to get hit first? Mori's eyes blinked behind his sunglasses and his shoulders sagged for a moment. This was actually the hardest part, he supposed. The god blinked again and he looked to his right. There, an ugly one. He stared. Well, she could go first then.
He drew the tree up in his hand, raising it behind him, aiming for just a moment and with a shuffle step, followed through. The tree his the ugliest one from what he could tell and sent the woman into the sky. Mori's left hand lifted his sunglasses and watched apathetically as the woman became starlight that fell towards the mountain top.
"Now, let that be a lesson to you." Mori said as his shades fell back to sit on his nose. "Stay out of the forest." He said as he planted the tree delicately back in the ground and patted it with the palm of his hand. He'd noticed the red head, something or other was her name. She was a witch, so he called her red witch. "You." Another word he reserved for the girl. He pointed to her after he made sure the tree was mostly unharmed. "Your welcome mat. Make it out of cookie dough again. It was good." He said with a blank expression.
words ! 711 tagged ! red witch you lyrics ! mgmt notes ! out of the park. xD;;
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Post by RIKA AMEMIYA on Mar 19, 2011 21:00:27 GMT -5
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"Oiii," Rika grinned when she heard Mori's voice, "I'm somebody! Otherwise you wouldn't be talking to me at all, right?" Her green eyes blinked for a moment at the head atop the nearby bush, "You know, that makes you look like a real creeper." she blinked again and her grin returned fully as she snickered through her teeth, "Actually, you are one anyway, right? I bet you're friends with Pedobear too, aren'cha, homewrecker?"
Truth be told, Rika didn't even know his name even though they've known each other for... Three... No, about four years now? She always just called him a homewrecker because, well, he was. Not like she really had the need to know much more about him anyway. The name was something that identified a person, but it's not like Rika even cared enough to identify this guy. She only ever really wanted to mess with him.
"Sorry, don't think we understood." Rika mused with a light-hearted laugh, her eyes half-lidded and one corner of her mouth curling upward, "How could we, when we could barely hear you?" she looked around to the other witches and tilted her head slightly.
She blinked at her group, "Cackling? Science? Are we capable of those things?" she pondered aloud and blinked at the sky above, "I for one don't know much about either. Ha ha, I barely even know how to work a stove! ... Besides," Rika's vision slid back down to Mori and her chin slowly lowered. She plucked her pet from her head and held him with both hands, "I think I can get along with the wildlife just fine." she grinned at the small squirrel, "Right, Maro?" the squirrel squeaked then scurried along Rika's right arm and sat on her shoulder.
With another blink, Rika's eyebrows finally drew closer when a bear appeared behind Mori, "Ahh." her lips pursed in an unimpressed manner and her brow arched, "Does it really have to go that direction? Why not just lemme make fun of you and we can call it a day? No harm done, then, right?" she let out a huff as the other witches panicked behind her.
"Uh-Uh... Uhh. Rika-san..."
"'Sup?"
"Do you think... Uhm. We think that it's probably time to leave..."
"Keh hehh?" Rika scoffed a little and threw her hands on her lips as she stared at the bear trying to approach them, her own feet refusing to take even one step back. She leaned back slightly and glanced over her shoulder to the witch cult, "Where's your adventurous spirit, guys? I mean, if the bear's gonna fight us, I think it's only polite if we at least put on a show for Mr. Homewrecker there." a grin and she shrugged, "Not like there's much else to do this mor-" "There's always a lot to do, Rika-san! Just because you don't do them doesn't mean they don't exist!" the middle-aged witch - Miyako - said from behind.
"Oho, the old hag's nagging now. Noooot cool!" Rika's eyes rolled slowly as she turned back to look at the bear. She blinked at it then looked back to Mori, "Hey, how long does it usually take for him to decide his moves?" she blinked again when the bear apparently didn't seem to want to hurt them, "Well, wha' d'ya know! Thanks, big guy! It's a little disappointing but, thanks!"
The "twenty year old"s attention averted back to Mori and she watched as he walked away with monkeys hanging off of him. With a laugh, Rika began to unstrap her rifle, "Wha'cha got up your sleeves, monkey king? Show me, 'kay? I'm sure it'd have to be something more impressive than your boxers." she grinned, now holding her gun like a baseball bat.
Rika watched the god as he uprooted a nearby tree. "Keh heh. What a silly mutant. You really like to pull them sticks out of holes instead of shoving 'em in, don'cha? Ehh, not bad - kinda different from all the guys I know." she commented in an almost nonchalant tone despite the sound of shuffling feet behind her. Rika glanced over her shoulder and pouted a little "Guyyys~ Don't run away! I don't wanna be alone with this weirdo, 'kay? I'll protect you if you're scared - promis-" a loud smack followed by a scream of horror came from somewhere before her and Rika's head turned back to the front quickly.
Her emerald eyes narrowed when she realized what had just happened. Nevertheless, she let out a small laugh, "Oho, look at you go~ Already learned how to fly without a broomstick, eh?" The "flying" witch flailed, still screaming as the other witches muttered or shouted out spells to magically poof out safety mattresses and safety nets.
There was silence coming from Rika who merely watched as the witch ended up going somewhere far, far away. "Keh heh." her bottom lip pushed upward for a moment, the "twenty year old"s eyes narrowed, "Oh well. She'll be finnne." she said.
"N-No she won't!"
"Poor Jun-chan..."
"Ehh..." Rika's free hand moved up to the back of her head and scratched. "Yeah, you're right. She probably won't." she shrugged, turning her vision to Mori once more. Her gaze hardened, "And I think we all know who's responsible for it." she scoffed, "So, I wonder what you did that for, freak of nature? What was your point? I mean, you do realize that it's impossible for us to stay out of the forest, especially me since I live here?"
She let out a sigh of irate when Mori began to speak of the welcome mat of her house. "Sure, anything you want." Rika said with a neutral expression but then she took a few steps toward the god.
"Rika-san! Don't-" some of the witches began when they saw the young woman raising her rifle then, with a quick movement of her arm, swiped shades off of Mori with the tip of the barrel. The sunglasses fell on the grass and Rika, like a soldier, withdrew her gun, letting its heavy handle hit the fallen specs.
"Heh." she stared at Mori's face for a moment then looked away with a snort, "Not as cool as I imagined. But that aside," her vision focused on the blonde again as she began to grind on the shades with her gun, "Come with me right now so we can go find the girl you just hit. I might remember to do what you asked next time, see?" she glared at him and lifted her gun, then kicked the sunglasses over to Mori's feet, "Is that a good enough deal? Or does it take more for you to do something nice, you freak of nature?"
WORDS 1123. ★ TAGS OPEN & THE FREAK OF NATURE MORI. ★ NOTES ADVENTURRRRRES! ★ CREDITS TEMPLATE BY RIMY OF OTE. ★
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Post by MORI on Mar 27, 2011 12:36:38 GMT -5
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Post by RIKA AMEMIYA on Mar 29, 2011 1:32:17 GMT -5
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Rika's emerald eyes shrank into two small dots and blinked rather stupidly at Mori's mouth as he bit off the end of her gun. Instead of fright however, the "twenty year old" suddenly felt the urge to laugh. She grinned with a snort through her teeth, "Oho, sexy~" Rika commented, sounding amused and even slightly nonchalant at the sight.
"R-Rika-san, that's kind of not the point. He just-" "Ehh," the red-head's head titled and she puffed out her left cheek as she brought the end of the wrecked barrel to her face, "Musta been painful for the little guy. Look what he did to your friend, Maro." she said with a blink to her shoulder but her squirrel was no longer there. "Guess you don't care." she blinked again then looked to the other witches when she heard sighs coming from the group. But Rika merely shrugged.
It's not that she wasn't at all scared of what Mori had just done, though. ... Well, okay, she really wasn't exactly. While she's not fearless or anything but it's true that Amemiya Rika - despite being a mere mortal and all - had an almost blinding amount of bravery. Which was often times more like stupidity from other people's point of view. And it probably was.
"Ri-Rika-Rika-sannn!" the red-head blinked back to attention when the other witches whined again. She looked to Mori and finally, whatever he was saying sank into her head.
"But we don't wanna run away." Rika said with an arched brow and folded her arms before her chest, "I mean, why would I do that when you still gotta go find Jun-chan with me?" she huffed and let out a somewhat irritated sigh, her green eyes narrowing, "Y'know, just because you're a mutant with super human strength doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want. Threatening to hit us and all that. Wouldn't you hit whatever's in this forest that you're so obsessed with, too? Did you ever go to school? Heh. Prolly not, right? But funny, I didn't go to school either but even I know more about common sense than you. Oh, then again, is common sense taught in school?" she blinked at the sky for a moment, "Guess you just never had any inside that puny brain of yours to begin with, huh?"
Now grinning in a rather cocky manner, the young woman glanced over her shoulder as if expecting her "underlings" to somehow compliment her for her little speech. But instead, she was greeted by their backs. "Are you leaving?" Rika asked with sagging shoulders and a pout.
"Somebody has to care about everybody else's safety." Rika stared at Miyako as the middle-aged woman ushered everyone else away.
"But Jun-chan-" "We can always go find her later, Rika-san; when did you even become so responsible anyway?"
"Well no, but she's still one of us. I dunno about you but I mean, if someone-" she pointed to Mori as she still stared at Miyako, "Namely this guy, had injured my friend and might be able to get his animal friends to sniff out her whereabouts, I might ask him to help me find her!?" Rika's eyebrow twitched for a moment and suddenly, she looked to the god of earth and dropped her hand, her eyes narrowing once again.
"Just help. Is it that hard? No, right? I'll make that doormat again- where're you going?" her grip on her now broken gun - though it didn't make that much difference to her - tightened and Rika stomped towards Mori. Her other hand reached out, making a grab for his upper sleeve, "It's your fault to begin with, take responsibility, dumbass. Don't be so stingy. And I doubt you're completely heartless if you can be nice to animals; humans are animals too if you were wondering. So see? No reason for you to use your mutant powers on things that might harm instead of help people. And to make things easier for the both of us, you can do me my favour and I promise I'll make that doormat again. What's so hard about that, really? You eat up parts of my house everyday and you don't hear me complaining!"
... Nevermind that she'd set up silly, useless human traps around her house the first thing after she woke up.
"What're you, some whiny five year old who's throwing a tantrum 'cause his mom won't give him any candy? Geez. I dunno how you feel about yourself but to me, you kinda look old enough to not pee in your pants." Rika blinked and raised a cocky brow at him with a smirk, "Well, just barely, but you get my drift, hopefully."
WORDS 787. ★ TAGS OPEN & MORI. ★ NOTES ... I READ IT. D8< ★ CREDITS TEMPLATE BY RIMY OF OTE. ★
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